The prison explodes and Demonworld Book 4: Shepherd of Wolves walks out wearing a pair of sunglasses and does not bother to look back at the rising mushroom cloud that marked its birth. My charred body is flung to the ground with a bacon-wet SPLAT, and with my final breath I pray that this latest installment in the Demonworld saga will have mercy on the world.
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Sorry, readers! I have to delay the release of Demonworld Book 4: Shepherd of Wolves until Thursday, August 2, sometime late in the day. The heavily armed compound where I work was attacked by rivals. The enemy came with orders to kill me and my financial backers, but they left with stories of terror and confusion because we drove them off with such force. I was even released from the basement in order to help out with the cleanup. Now I am finally back to work. Unfortunately I was not allowed to take a shower, so I’m still coated in gore and bits of dried flesh. Your patience is greatly appreciated, dear readers!
In the meantime, here’s a short story for anyone with 99 cents to spare:
The work was grueling but my captors allowed me a short break from the basement as a reward for my efforts. My eyes were unaccustomed to the light and the vulgar display of the natural world that most of you enjoy every day. After looking at the blue sky for a few moments, I threw up uncontrollably, then one of the men who is charged with guarding my life (and preventing my escape) ordered me to return to the basement and continue my work. “Hurry up,” he said. “Boss wants the fourth book pretty soon.”
“He liked the third one?” I asked.
“Yeah, yeah, he said it was fine or whatever,” said the guard. “Just hurry up and get back down there. You smell fuckin’ awful, man.”
The first installment of an epic saga over ten years in the making is now available at Amazon for only three bucks (actually FREE if you go before the end of 4/17/2012). My first review said that it was like a cross between Lord of the Rings and Mad Max. Sounds good to me!
I’m going on a rampage trying to get the first seven books online within the next few weeks or months. It’s a fact that anyone who read advance copies loved the series, and the one person who hated it stood outside my house with a baseball bat, screaming obscenities and waiting for me to leave so that he could take my life in front of all my neighbors, which is a pretty good sign that Demonworld leaves no soul unaffected.
Now if I can just get Macaulay Culkin to play Wodi in the movie version…