Dragon Age Is the Future of Mass Effect

Oh my goodness, Mass Effect 4 already exists. And it’s called Dragon Age: Origins. For more info, click HERE.

The Spelljammer 201 by valymardeus, found on deviant art.

The Spelljammer 201 by valymardeus, found on deviant art.

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Mass Effect: Should Rio de Janeiro Have Been the Site of the Final Battle?

Read the most insane bullshit speculations about the final battle of Mass Effect 3 before “they” stop you from finding out the TRUTH!

A model of Jesus H. Christ built for the original Mass Effect 3 ending.

A model of Jesus H. Christ built for the original Mass Effect 3 ending.

Some Ridonkulous Mass Effect Fan Fiction

As much as it may piss off readers of Demonworld who want me to keep my nose to the proverbial grindstone, I took a little time off to write some Mass Effect fan fiction. I know, I know.

I think Indoctrination Theory makes for a better ending, especially when you consider that the “happy” canon endings unwittingly make for nightmarish scenarios. If you picked the Destroy option at the end of Mass Effect 3, then check out my extremely short story The Crush: Shepard’s Final Mission. If you picked the Control ending, check out a little story I call Big Goddamn Hero. What, you picked Synthesis? If that’s the case, then check out The Ghost.

Captain Kirrahe says, "Ready every line."

Captain Kirrahe says, “Read every line.”

You want to see an outline for a game called Mass Effect 4: Indoctrination Theory? I’ve got that right here.

Mass Effect 4: Indoctrination Theory

Want to read my outline for a sequel to Mass Effect 3 that involves the controversial Indoctrination Theory? Click here and check it out!

"I'll take it from here, Shepard."

“I’ll take it from here, Shepard.”