Fuckin’ cafepress ripped me off!!! So one day I designed a shirt that would advertise my new magazine, Machete Madness Monthly. I sent them the design, paid my twenty-plus dollars for the shirt, then I get an email that says the images are in violation of the cafepress user agreement. They kept my twenty dollars. They kept my dignity! My shirt was going to have one issue’s cover displayed on the front, and the special Christmas edition cover proudly displayed on the back. I’ll post them here and you guys can be the judge when it comes to how bad I got screwed.

Machete Madness… Monthly!

For the Christmas edition, I sent 150 free copies to the brave men and women fighting overseas for Blackwater International. It’s the duty of every real patriot to support the mercenaries that protect our freedoms!
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Hey readers! If you liked this post, you should check out some of my books. I’ve got an epic series called Demonworld, which is equal parts Mad Max and Lord of the Rings (think “science fantasy”), and a much-loved gamebook series called Heavy Metal Thunder which is currently a hyperlinked Kindle book but will be a fancy phone app any day now.