Fuckin’ Aliens!

This one’s gonna blow your dick outta your ass and then flush it for you.

Yes, we all know that it’s crazy to believe in aliens. If you think that the fleet of ships flying over Phoenix, Arizona a while back was anything other than military flares magically flying in formation, then someone’s going to laugh at you – and that’s something that must be avoided at all costs. But think about it like this. If you believe that inanimate matter on earth arranged itself into self-replicating animate matter, but that it happened nowhere else in this big-ass universe, then you are, in effect, believing in a miracle. That’s the rational, official story: The laws of physics might be the same all over the universe, but here on earth… a miracle happened.

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Hey readers! If you liked this post, you should check out some of my books. I’ve got an epic series called Demonworld, which is equal parts Mad Max and Lord of the Rings (think “science fantasy”), and a much-loved gamebook series called Heavy Metal Thunder which is currently a hyperlinked Kindle book but will be a fancy phone app any day now.

One response to “Fuckin’ Aliens!

  1. I don’t even think outer space exists. Jarrah White’s all “we didn’t go to teh moon!” but I’m like, what? We can’t even get past the dome of the sky. Duh! Truman’s Show! Hello?

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