Demonworld Book 4 on Thursday, August 2

Sorry, readers! I have to delay the release of Demonworld Book 4: Shepherd of Wolves until Thursday, August 2, sometime late in the day. The heavily armed compound where I work was attacked by rivals. The enemy came with orders to kill me and my financial backers, but they left with stories of terror and confusion because we drove them off with such force. I was even released from the basement in order to help out with the cleanup. Now I am finally back to work. Unfortunately I was not allowed to take a shower, so I’m still coated in gore and bits of dried flesh. Your patience is greatly appreciated, dear readers!

In the meantime, here’s a short story for anyone with 99 cents to spare:

This nasty woman I know, Valerie Dahmersdottir, is giving away one of her erotic short stories on Amazon. I can’t tell if it’s highbrow or lowbrow, but it’s dirty as hell and free as balls. Where is it? Right here!

She’s a pretty good writer, too. Almost as good as me! I’ve looked at some other erotica, and I can’t help but notice that a lot of the characters are pretty much robots. The guys are all cocky, “take charge” simpletons, and the women are always continually overwhelmed or amazed or swept off their feet by something. I like how Valerie can write something hot as a dipthong without resorting to writing about sex between robots, like we usually find in this porno business!